Two – The Lepus
“Wait,
rabbits?” Riley asked. “Like, bunnies?”
“Yes,
gigantic rabbits! They weren’t much like bunnies I can tell you. The one in
front of me was easily six feet tall, standing on his hind legs. His face
looked like a rabbits all right, but so big it looked fierce not cute. Its eyes
were slanted and focused intently on me, the nose flat, quivering, the whiskers
twitching in the dappled sunlight. He wore a white shirt and had a large sword
in his paw, it out and ready to thrust at me. Underneath I could see his fur,
jet black with flecks of grey mixed in. I looked behind the rabbit to see if I
could see who had spoken, but then I got the second shock of the day. It was
the rabbit who had spoken!”
When
the voice behind me spoke all of the party below the rock turned my way. I
slowly put the bow down, keeping my hands above my waist. I turned around too
and I pretty much turned five shades of white I guess.
“Why
don’t you climb down that rock, mister? I got a bead on you so don’t try nothing
funny, understand?”
What
can I tell you? I nodded, still in shock. As best I could I climbed down the
rock until I was on the floor of the wooded area. By that time the other four
men and the other rabbit had come over. I think I must have looked pretty
scared because one of the men chuckled a little and held out his hand.
“I’m
Siuos Smit. You can call me Smit. The bully behind you is Walter,” he said,
nodding to the giant rabbit that had followed me down the rock. Walter still
had his knife pointed at me and a mean look on his black face.
“I’m
not being a bully, Smit. This man had his bow out and was about to shoot you
all.”
“All
of us with one arrow? Well, I must say you must be a first class shot.”
“That’s
not what I meant, Smit.” Walter put his bow down and sat back, putting his
front paws on the ground, looking to me for the first time like a real rabbit.
“Fine,” he said in a bored voice, “you deal with him. I get your belt if he
kills you.”
“He
ain’t gonna kill us, Walter. In fact, it looks like he might the one to drop
over any second. You got a name, stranger?”
“E-e-e-e-ric.”
“Well
Eric, it is good to meet you. This here is Rake and Jet.” He pointed to the two
other men next to him. “And the other Lepus here is Andrew.”
Andrew
stepped forward and offered a paw. He was just as large but silver grey with a
black nose.
“Andrew
Morgan, surveyor, chief of this crew.” He cast a look at Smit, “Terribly sorry
for the overreaction, but the roads are full of travelers, and others… these
days…not sure if they are all on the up and up you know. Your…costume is… where
are you from?”
“Um,
up on the mountain.”
“Mountain?
Which mountain? Where?”
“Tobacco
Row. The one right…”
It
was at this point that I looked around. I could see fields through the woods but
I could not see any of the hills I had spent the past 19 years roaming no
matter which direction I turned.
Andrew
the rabbit tilted his head, eye narrowed, “Tobacco Row Mountain? Never heard of
it.”
Walter
caught Andrew’s mood, stepped forward, and leaned into my face. “I wager none
of us never heard of it. I’ve been up and down this country more than a few
times. No mountains around here. What exactly are you playing at, Mr. Eric?”
I
stumbled back a step, now convinced beyond the shadow of a doubt that I was suffering
from sunstroke or possibly had just plain up and died. Giant rabbits were
questioning where the mountain I had spent my whole life on was exactly.
“I…the
mountain…look, I’m not sure. I was just chasing a ra—…I was going through the woods
there when I came out across that field.”
“What
field?”
I
turned around, relieved to actually see the field behind the outcropping of
rocks.
“That
field. I came across that stream.”
“Through
the bamboo?”
“Yes.”
“Are
you sure?”
At
this I noticed all of them looking at each other. Walter snorted. Andrew took a
step forward but Walter held up a paw.
“That’s
impossible!” Walter said it like he was cursing, “Men can’t get through there. No
one has ever come out of there! I think he’s from up north.”
“Ain’t
no Yankee. I-I did just come out of there, across the stream.”
“Now
Walter,” Andrew said, “I have never heard of men being able to traverse the bamboo,
but maybe…Interesting.”
“Mr.
Andrew, do you think really?” Smit had quietly stepped up and put his hand on
Walter’s shoulder. Walter violently shrugged it off and looked back at Smit “It
would explain the clothes” Said Smit, trying to gloss over Walter’s reaction.
I
knew now that I was not where I should have been, but things felt so familiar
right then. I guess I should have run, or tried to, but I was both calmed by
the surrounding and more than curious about the people and rabbits in front of
me. I had rarely been off the mountain. I knew things here were plenty strange,
but my frame of reference was pretty limited. I mean, I knew that giant rabbits
didn’t exist, at least in the real world, so I was curious as to where,
exactly, I had landed.
“If
I’m not on Tobacco Row then where am I?”
“The
high path to the castle at Five Forks. We are on our way to the fair, as it
were. Where are you headed?”
“I,
uh, well, I’m not sure really. Like I said, I sort of stumbled here…well,
really did stumble. I uh, guess I should head back.”
Andrew
snorted, pushed up the pair of glasses on his nose and smiled a not unkind
smile. “Not likely sir. Those bamboo are tricky; can’t just come and go. Doubt seriously
if you could get back… now, anyway. But no worries, friend. If you are not
going anywhere, you’re welcome to come with us.”
Walter
grunted. “Not happening, Andrew. He is welcome to go somewhere else—by himself.”
“Walter,
Walter…do not hold it against Mr. Eric what him being from out there. Why, I
bet you mean us no harm right? Why, I bet you’ve never even shot rabbits with
your bow when you were over beyond the woods. Right?”
I
was not sure what to say, so I just kept quiet. Andrew’s eyes went wide. Walter
grunted again. It was Smit who broke the tension.
“I
don’t know as much about over there as Mr. Andrew does, but I do know it’s
different. I’m sure you were only looking for food, Mr. Eric.”
“Well,
sure, what else?”
Andrew
looked as though he was going to be sick; Walter just glared. When Andrew had
recovered enough, he took off his glasses and polished them with a small white
handkerchief. Walter thumped a paw on the ground. Andrew gave him a look.
Walter spoke.
“He’s
not like the people here Andrew. I say we leave him here and if he follows us
we kill him.” Walter put one of his large paws on a knife sheathed on his belt.
“Well,
yes, of course. Things are… different in different places. Still Walter, we
have to be open-minded. I, for one, have never had the chance to talk to
someone from another country such as Mr. Eric’s. I am curious” He looked me up
and down, glancing nervously at my still strung bow.
“I
say we allow him to travel with us as long as he behaves himself. What do you
say Mr. Eric? Will you join us as a friend?” Andrew placed the glasses back on
his nose and smiled.
I
didn’t think all that much about it, to be honest. I had no one waiting for me
back at home and I was just as curious about this world as Andrew was about
ours.
“Thank
you, Andrew. I would be happy to.”
“Alright
then, it’s settled. Come now, all of us, let’s continue to Five Forks. We do
not want to be late to the festivities, not after being out here so long. Oh
and, for the sake of Mr. Walter here, perhaps if you uh, unstrung your bow,
that would make him happy?”
Walter
hopped by, giving Eric a deathly stare in the process. He muttered something
about pigs under his breath.
I
started to follow them but then stopped as a thought popped into my head.
“Am
I dead?”
Again
the party stopped and looked back at me.
Andrew
laughed, “Of course not, good sir! Well, that is to say not unless we all are! If
you are ghost or some such spirit then you are a remarkably whole one. So, I
hope that no, you are not dead. Here, walk with me Mr. Eric and I shall try to
fill you in as I am able.”
Three – The Strange Land
So
we walked down the path. It wound through lush green woods with towering oak
and poplar trees. Here and there massive trees had fallen, forcing us to alter
our route. The path was clear but seemed seldom used. Fallen leaves and
branches littered its way, but the impression of a path, the shallow sunken
earth, was easy enough to follow. For some time we climbed up a hill and
eventually came out along a large flat area. Here and there I could see
openings in the forest, filled with shrubbery and creeping vines. The trees
were uniformly large, as if the area had never been cut for wood. Every so
often we would pass under a tree littered with large brown nuts, or tiny floret
pinecones. We walked for a long time, following a small creek and never saw
houses or other people. The woods seemed to be primeval, ancient, yet did not seem
threatening, at least to me. I had grown up in woods like these, albeit with
smaller trees, but nonetheless I felt strangely at home here.
Walter
and the others were ahead. Andrew seemed to be older and walked more slowly.
But in looking back I think maybe he just wanted to talk to me without the
other rabbit hearing too much. The party that walked in front of us was a
strange sight to behold. Smit, the man who I had first met, was a solid stocky
fellow with a weathered face. His nose was red and reminded me of the old drunk
whop used to hang out at the store on the foot of the mountain near the forks
of Buffalo. Next to Smit was another man, a tall stringy fellow with long dull
blonde hair and a pockmarked face. He carried a large pack and, based on how he
stuck close to Smit and looked to him whenever the group stopped, must have
been his assistant. The other two in the group were the large rabbit, Walter
and another man. This other man was short and slight, but carried a long sword
and had a fierce look. He looked very young, but tough. On top of his head was
a large floppy cap that obscured most of his face.
When
the group was a good ten paces ahead of us, Andrew lightly cleared his throat.
“I’ve
been to your mountain. Well, possibly anyway,” he said. “I am no expert but I
can tell you what I know, what I have heard. The short of it is that we Lepus
can traverse the stream and the woods into the bamboo. The bamboo is a magical
place I think. At least it is for us.”
“No
offense but I’ve never seen anything like you back home.”
“No,
I should suspect not. That seems to be part of the process. We lose stature
when we cross over, which is why we do not do it often. Here, in this world, we
have size as well as speed to defend ourselves. Over there, only speed. It is
also…difficult to cross. We cannot always go over when we want. And more
worryingly, we cannot always come back here when we want. We also avoid the
place as we do not like ending up as someone’s supper.”
I’m
sure my face turned a bright shade of red. “Oh, yes. I am sorry about that.”
“Not
to worry, good sir. It’s different there, I know. Still, when you are here or
if you ever make it back, I ask you to refrain from …you know.”
“Honestly,
I don’t think at this point I could ever even think about eating another ra—” I
stopped as I felt I was being rude.
Andrew
smiled a slight, sickly smile, “Nothing to it. Plus, far more of our kind have
succumbed to foxes and dogs over there than men. Now Eric, I am sure it must be
a shock to see us Lepus, but I assure you there is not much here that is
different.”
“So
far it seems the same. It even feels like home, although you all dress oddly.”
“Likewise.”
I
smiled, looking down at my trousers and rough cotton shirt. Andrew looked much
smarter in a red silk vest. It had a pattern of leaves and vines done with
green threads running along the edges.
“What
about other, uhm, animals?”
“What
about them?”
“I
mean, are there other…creatures here, like yourself, who walk and talk like
people?”
“Perhaps
people walk and talk like us?” Andrew laughed at his joke. “Still, not that I
know of. I have never seen others like us on this side of things.” His voice
was light but I noticed he did not meet my gaze. “What about wizards or fairies
or talking scarecrows?”
“I
am not familiar with any of those around here, although a talking scarecrow would
be a sight and perhaps useful for the farmers.”
“Where
exactly is here?”
“Blackberry
Valley. We call is Elily in Lepine.”
“Lepine?”
“My
good sir…you didn’t think we Lepus spoke your language?”
“Well,
I dunno. To be honest I’m not sure what to think about any of this. I’m
actually thinking I should just head back before I forget where I came out
from.”
I
stopped along the path and looked behind us. I felt I could easily follow the
path back to the pile of rocks at the edge of the field. For the first time I
actually felt a hurt for the mountain and a longing for home. Andrew stopped
and looked back with me and then at me.
“Eric,
perhaps it would be good. I’m no fortune teller, but I don’t know of any good
reason you are here. It might be purely by accident.”
“Not
likely.”
We
both spun around. Walter had come back.
“He’s
here for a reason…maybe even one he knows about and isn’t telling?” Walter’s
face was hard and set. “Still, a good idea I think you should head back runt,
before you get hurt.”
I
returned his gaze with what I could only hope was an equally hard and deep
stare. “I’m not afraid if that is what you are suggesting. I can handle
myself.” My mind made itself up, I was not going to let a bully, even a six
foot tall bully rabbit, try to send me packing.
Walter
snorted; it sounded like a laugh. “Fine…Come on then, both of you; keep up or
get left.” He turned and hopped back up to the group in front.
“I
apologize for him,” Andrew said. “Lepus and people have a…complicated history. And Walter’s is more complicated than most I’m
afraid. Now, you can go back or stay. But Walter is right—we do need to decide
now.”
I
took a deep breath. An image of the empty house was all I could see of home; that
and the old ladies at church trying to set me up with every girl in the county.
I exhaled slowly.
“It’s
okay. Let’s go. Um, where are we
going?”
“To
a celebration, my new friend; a fair followed by a feast followed by a wedding—a
glorious trio if there ever was one!”
“What’s
it all about then, the celebration?”
“I
can explain that too. Hurry up before Walter and the rest hop off without us.”
So
we walked for the rest of the afternoon along the path that passed mostly through
the woods, running near a stream. Andrew explained more about where we were
going.
“Blackberry
Valley is really one in a set of three connected valleys. To the east are the
foothills and the great ocean; to the west the Great Rising mountains. Nestled
in between are three kingdoms; Early, Williamsdale and Rutledge. We are headed
to the one furthest south, Early, where King Dahl’s only daughter is marrying the
young King Kitsunamoshee of the next valley over, Williamsdale. Those two kingdoms
have been at war, on and off, for at least the past hundred years. This wedding
will unite the two kingdoms, eventually, once Dahl dies. But he is a young man,
so to t speak, and has many years left. Of course it is a bit more complicated
than that, but we Lepus do not pay much attention to human politics. It is
fairly boring.”
“The
Lepus don’t have politics?”
“Oh,
for sure we do but it’s not the same. It’s much simpler, more, um…direct.
Really, I am not sure which I prefer: the bestial nature of our political
fights or the unending intrigue of human court affairs. Either way it gives me
a headache, sir. How about back in Tobacco; do you have politics?”
“Virginia?
Yes, but no kings or queens. We did away with them some time ago, although what
we got instead isn’t much better. We have elections. People choose who they
want to be in the government.”
“Based
on fights then?”
I
laughed but Andrew did not smile. “Well, I’ve read about some nasty speeches,
and sometimes men get into it all right but no; no fights. Though a few years
before I was born, when my dad was a boy, there was a terrible war over who
would be in charge. Where I come from we mostly do for ourselves. But from time
to time those hateful bureaucrats do come up the mountain to tell us what to do.
We have no use for government types up there.”
Andrew
did laugh at this, “My dear boy—really.”
I
wasn’t sure what I had said, but then it hit me that I had no real idea who this
group was. They could be highwaymen for all I knew.
“Andrew,
what is it y’all are doing here again?”
“We’re
surveyors,” Smit piped up beside me. I had been so involved speaking to Andrew
I had not seen him behind us listening to our conversation.
Andrew
laughed again. “I am the surveyor.
Humble government employees at your service, Mr. Eric.”
I
think I turned five shades of red. “I didn’t mean no offense.”
“Of
course not! I feel the same frustration when dealing with the king’s ministers,
I assure you. Besides, I am not an employee per se; my crew and I work for the king
now, but not always. Smit and Rake are my assistants, as I must often remind
Smit.”
“Yes,
sir. Rake and I have been working with Mr. Andrew here for the past few years.
We’ve been out fixing town borders in Early. Perparin’ for the eventual mergin’
of the two kingdoms.”
“Smit,
now we are not engaged in that exactly. The king felt it would be a good idea
to fix borders now, before decisions are made. So we have been out for the past
couple of years compiling place names, positions, boundaries, etc.”
“That’s
a long engagement.”
“Well,
it is a big valley.”
I
was confused for a moment until I realized he was confused as well. “No, I
meant for the princess and the king.”
“Indeed!
It’s not what you think, however. They have been engaged since the Princess was
five. Twelve years now. Long enough I think. It is not like for other folks,
even us Lepus, Eric. Someone like the princess does not marry for love after
all.”
“Some
say she’s never even met Prince Kitsunamoshee.” Smit had a strange way of
speaking. His words tumbled out as if he was worried he’d be cut off at any
moment. After each sentence he cast a quick glance at Andrew, almost as if to
make sure he could go on. “Mr. Andrew tell you about the fair yet?”
“Some.”
“It’ll
be wonderful! People from all over comin’ and it lasts a whole week. Food
enough to make you fat, beer, women…”
“And
the fun that comes from all that. I think Smit here is a little excited. Too
long in the woods, eh Smit?”
“Yes
sir, Mr. Andrew.” Smit fell silent. I found myself nervous for him.
“What
is beyond Early?”
“You
came out of it basically. Beyond that Bamboo few have gone,” Andrew turned and
gave me a silent wink. “Those that have describe it running from ocean to mountain.
The way beyond the mountain is blocked; no one has ever passed. By sea is no
better. Those that have ventured out to the sea report day after day of desert
and a most treacherous sea. In short, no one knows what lies beyond that
desert. Something must though I suspect, hmmm Mr. Eric?”
I
didn’t say anything. I never was much good at geography in school…had a better
head for numbers. I couldn’t recall any big deserts to the south of Virginia.
Lost in my thoughts my bow slipped off my shoulder. I bent to pick it up.
“You
any good with that bow, Mr. Eric?” asked Smit.
“I
guess so.”
“Show
us then.”
“Yes,
a capital idea, Smit,” agreed Andrew, slightly out of breath. “I’ll stop the
others and we can all have a nice break while Mr. Eric here demonstrates his
skill with the bow.”
“No
need. When I am out hun—… in the woods I can’t stop to set up, you know.”
“Oh,
yes, rather.” Andrew looked disappointed, for I think he was looking forward to
a little break.
“Okay,
look: see that tree up ahead of Walter and the others?” Eric pointed to a large
oak off the path ahead of them. “See that funny branch that hangs off the lower
limb? Now watch it.”
With
a fluid movement Eric took out an arrow, loaded it, and after less than a half
a moment’s hesitation let the arrow fly. It glided through the air, sliced
through the branch, and fell into the woods beyond. All that was left was the
branch, floating gently down, buoyed by its many greens leaves. It landed in
front of Walter.
But
Walter had already heard the arrow’s whistle and after two large backward hops he
had pinned Eric to the ground. “You all saw that!” Walter demanded, holding a
small knife at Eric’s throat. “Too bad your arrow missed, pisser. I can tell
you that my blade will not.”
Eric
lay there dazed, the breath having been knocked out of him. He could see Smit
behind Walter, as white as a sheet. The other two, Rake and Jet came running up
to us.
Andrew
put a paw on Walter’s shoulder. “Relax Walter, my peffa. Mr. Eric meant you no
harm. His arrow did not miss as his target was the branch. He was merely
demonstrating his considerable skills with the bow. Although if I could make a
suggestion for the future, Mr. Eric…”
“Thank
you.” I gasped for air and then looked into Walter’s terrible angry eyes as
best I could. “I am sorry about that. I
did not mean to scare…”
“Look
here, man,” Walter warned, “I suggest you keep your little jokes to yourself if
you want to live until tomorrow, understood?”
I
nodded but did not dare speak to answer.
“Come
now, Walter.” Andrew said with forced conviviality. “Let us all continue on to
the fair. Over the next ridge is a good camping site I recall. And by this time
tomorrow we’ll be on the main road, only two days away from the fair. I think
we’ll all be in better spirits then, no?”
Walter
harrumphed as he and Jet began to walk down the path again.
“That
were amazin’,” said Rake, the first time Eric had heard him speak.
“Sure
was, Mr. Eric. Now, look here. I figure there is bound to be archery games at
the fair. Rake and I will be your agents. We’ll be sure to rake in a tidy sum
with your skills.”
“Honestly
now, Smit—agents? Mr. Eric is perfectly capable for himself. Come now, catch
up, let’s not agitate Walter any more that we have to.”
Andrew
and Rake turned to catch up as Smit helped me to my feet.
“Stick
with me, son. We’ll see to it that you get a king’s ransom in town. Leave it to
Smit.”
I
was still dazed or I might have been more aware of the change in Smit’s tone
now that Andrew was out of earshot.
I
gathered up my bow and trotted up to Andrew and Rake.
“Mr.
Andrew, if you don’t mind me asking, what exactly does Walter do?”
“He
and Jet are our protection, Mr. Eric. After all, not everyone likes a
government bureaucrat, no?”